AudioQuest Diamond 1m (3.2 feet) Braided HDMI Cable

My house recently went into foreclosure and i needed something to cheer me up. I walked into the nearest best buy with the intention of just browsing and not purchasing anything. I was approached by a beautiful sales woman who said i looked very depressed and needed an HDMI cable in my life. She showed me the most expensive one they had. I explained to her my situation and she informed me there really was no point in paying my house since i was gonna lose it anyways. This made sense to me and i skipped my house payment and bought the cable.As i waited at the bus stop i couldn't wait to tell all my friends. I found the nearest pay phone and called my friends collect. They were even more excited than me! The next day i was evicted from my house but was invited to stay over my friends for the weekend because they wanted to use the cable to watch sports games. "Wow the picture quality is simply amazing" said my friend. "You can stay here as long you want as long as we keep using this great cable of yours". I now have a permanent home without an expensive mortgage payment! I'm just thankful i found this cable! I don't know where i would be without it!What's great about it: Eliminates mortgage paymentWhat's not so great: Only one color

This cable is made with recycled Brooklyn Bridge cable. You should buy it! You will have a stake in the Brooklyn Bridge, and a story to tell.

We were watching TV and enjoying our baked brie and croissants, when I noticed that Zed, the 4 year old, was noticeably bothered. I asked him what was disturbing him so terribly. Poor little chap was trying to absorb the nuances of "This week in Developmental Cognitive Neuroscience" but unfortunately found himself distracted by the somewhat crummy picture quality on our vintage 19" Zenith CRT television set. "What up, Zed?", I inquired. "Father, you must remediate this inferior broadcast display promptly!", he replied. "Damn straight!! I's on it, dog!", I retorted.I identified the problem as a slightly crushed antenna cable.So I powered up the Commodore 64, typed LOAD "THE-INTERNET",8,1 into the flashing BASIC V2 prompt, and fired up PowerTerm with the NCSA Mosaic modification. That still works splendidly on my VicModem.Making my way to Amazon, I weeded through the many choices and found this beauty. For nearly $1,100, it must be spectacular. So emptying out all $139.47 from my checking account, $357.11 from savings, providing a few unmentionable services which earned another $466, and getting just enough to cover the rest of the price from the sale of my yellow 1978 Ford Pinto (throwing in the fuzzy seat covers and half a tank of gas for free), I purchased this bad boy.I had trouble at first getting it to connect between the antenna and the TV, but it wasn't anything that a pipe wrench, duct tape and large hammer couldn't resolve. So you're probably wondering after all this nonsense how it actually works.Great!!! We've never had a better picture. "Well, Cooter, then why did you rate it 2 stars?" ... Good question. I spent 4 months worth of our grocery and dining budget on this cable, so now poor Zed is going out of his mind with starvation, and to make matters worse, the Olive Garden commercials are now so awesomely crisp that little Zed's hunger is multiplied. He's so famished that none of the Cognitive Neuroscience that he has been following has really been of much use to him. His little brain is withering away for lack of food. So while the cable itself is worth every bit of the 5 stars I would have given it (right there even with the performance of the $4.75 cable, only this one is a lot prettier), having to listen to Zed's incessant whining and his stomach grumbling is just too much. That's worth a 3 star deduction.I would have deducted 4 stars for that annoyance, but I found that this cable works magically well for tying that damned drawer that won't stay closed. A bonus star for the unprecedented versatility of this marvelous piece of technology.

I got tired of using the extra HDMI cords that came with my old DVD player so I went out and got this one so that I'd be more motivated not to just lose it and buy a new one that does the exact same thing for $1 at the nearest thrift shop. Unfortunately, the insurance only covers the cord itself and not your family members who are taken in a foreign country to be held for HDMI cord ransom. I'm one daughter down but the cord is going strong except for I have to wiggle it a little to get it to nest right sometimes.